There are a billion different ways to start a blog, but I'm going to be uncreative and not use any of them.
When I'm rich and famous, people can find this blog and say, "Wow, she had such an interesting life," when they're thinking "Wow, she had such a boring life".
It's freezing in my house right now, as we're getting it remodeled. I had a tuna fish sandwich for breakfast. My cat tried to eat it. My sister is wrapping up a box of cereal for her friend as a Christmas present. I wonder how she still has friends.
I can't feel my nose right now. I think I'll go back to bed.
